Charmin Meow

Bllaaaahhhhhh!!!!

Chairmin Meow, my cat is an exelent hunter. He roams through our half-acre yard like a.... well, like a poisonous black slug.

I can just picture this being the way we found him.
Someone knocks on our front door. I look up, and wait for 4 seconds juuust in case someone is gonna get the door. I sigh and roll my eyes. I untangle my self from my celtic knot of wires.

I open the door. An old guy in a plaid shirt is standing there with a look that says he just choked on something very unpleasant. He looks me up and down, as if wondering weather to run away or call the circus. Finally he thrusts something at me. "Grrumph." he says which, translated, means "Here. I found this stupid thing pissing in my boot." I look at the black, gray and brown furry blob dangling from his gnarled hand. I take it gingerly. It looks up and blinks at me out of two yellow-green eyes. Then it yawns a toothy, tunaish yawn and shifts it's blob so it crawls up my outstretched arm, finally resting on my shoulder where it reshapes itself into a cat. It closes it's eyes and purrs in my startled face. The man grins evilly. Turning around, he sarcastically raises the old fisher-man hat of his head which translates to "Here ya go. That little bastard's ALL yours."

... Whoa. THAT was weird... I just cranked that out.... O_O COOL.



AAANNNYHOO.... Back to the story... XDPLEASE, SKIP IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH!!!!!!!!!







This morning, I went onto our back porch to get my shoes. In between them is a rat stomach. Charmin ALWAYS leaves the stomach, and until now, I have never understood why. I looked closer and it seemed to have pink, pointy-tipped, 2" long spaghetti on it.... Then they moved.
Blaaahhhhh!!!! WORMS. Now I know..... XP
Maybe my cat is smarter then he looks..... O_o