Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Dirty jokes Part 1

[WARNING!!! SLASHY-JOKES!!!]
(for those of you who are unfamiliar with the term 'slash,' please go here. Wikipedia is teh shizz. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fiction)

I was in school today. We had 7 people in a 'Gameboard Making' class. (Our classes aren't really very academic. We learn the more practical stuff at home.) As an intro, our teacher opened up 'Settlers of Catan' and we spread out the stuff. We couldn't figure out how to play, and we ran out of time, so we just played around with the pieces in the last moment of class. Everyone started building little towns with their pieces, and one kid said "Wow look! We're multiplying really fast." There was a slight pause. One of the guys got this funny smirk. Now, this guy is pretty quiet, really big, and fairly soft spoken. (He's also 'straight') He seems like a quiet guy, but every so often, one gets a glimpse into his mind....
He suddenly spoke into the pause and said "Man, look at how fast these two guys are multiplying."
It was the way he said it. Pure wonder and amusement, with a subtle mix of perversion under the guise of innocence. Somehow, it was pure gold.
We all stared at each other for a moment, then grieved in our own way. The speaker looked down in horror. His buddy stared at him in absolute fright. Cooper, my best friend, looked completely taken aback. All the others had similar reactions, except for me and another girl. (a sweet, innocent, little Christian girl. The LAST person I expected to get the joke.) We laughed. Hard. Until we cried. She actually fell off her chair. After class, all we had to do was look at each other, and we would bust out laughing.
.......

I think I've made a new friend.

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