Explaining the Ancient Greeks

These are a series of emails sent between my friend and I. I thought that they were funny, and I really need to get into the habit of blogging more often.

Now, before you read on, I wish to make it clear that I hold no contempt for the Greeks.  .......You have got to admit though....... The ancient Greeks were into some pretty weird stuff. =P

Me: ......dude. reading the odyssey. the greeks were so perverted..... XDD

Silver: xDD They were?? Like.. What did they do... O_O

Me: You don't want to know. XDD

Silver: XDD WHAT THE HECK!? xD so.. perverts are descended from the Greeks?? AH GREEEAAATTT XDDD THEY HAVE ANCESTORS.

Me: xD could be......
My grandpa went to greece. he came back with some REALLY weird stories..... XDD
but seriously. Read ANY greek story, and it will have bloody tourture AND insanely dirty stuff....... mostly involving goats. =P

Silver: xD your reading dirty books.. AHAHAHAHA RAHELS READING DIRTY BOOKS RAHELS READING DIRTY BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Me: XDDD ahahahahahahhahahahahaaah.....

Yes. But I have to. It's what I must do for history! Oh history! Only to thee will I lose my precious innocence, for thou art quite a comely subject, being written by one of the biggest loons of all time, the supreme filibusterer of all written works (second only to moby dick), Homer! Athena doth looketh upon thee with utmost favor!
And so, I shall read this foul writing, this sludge from the depths of Echidna's soul For I, in my sick little mind, shall absorb this knowledge of obscenities past in the manner that a suckling babe doth work away at her mother's tit.

*long silence*

Silver: Lol...

*changes subject*

Politics

A funny story! =D

We were getting ready to go to local pub for 'Really Cheap Wednesday.' (......yeeeah. That's my Dad. XD)

________, my Dad's friend was sitting on the couch, Dad was tying his boots across the room. I was playing with an apple, (ie. tossing it in the air and catching it. .......Yes, like a cat. D|| )

"You're going to wear your cloak to the pub?" ________ asked in a bemused voice.

I looked up in suprise. "Yup!" I said, as if it was perfectly obvious. ________ nodded slowly. "Hey," I said mildly "at least I'm not going to bring my wand!"

I turned to Dad's snort of amusement. "What? I do have one. I brought it in my backpack." I said with a self-satisfied smile.

Dad fiddled with his boot laces before looking up. ".....You don't really believe in that stuff, do you?"

I continued tossing the apple in to the air. "....Hmm. Maybe. Why not? I mean, people believe in politics... What the hell's up with that?"

I think that this was a good step for me in my relationship with my Dad. He may think that I've crossed into a whole new weird, (which I have) but he knows that I still have the same views on life. He thought that it was pure gold. =^^=

DUUUDE!! eeepic blog!! =D

Okay. Dude. I. Found. A downright epic blog. One of the posts moved me to draw something! Here tiz! =D

........Yes. Weird. I know. BUT!!! It. will. make sense. IF! You check out his blog. =D
http://singleedgestudios.blogspot.com/2009/09/situation.html


PS! Jason, I wish to apologize in advance for using you're image. (........even though I have no clue of what you look like, save for your profile pic. ><) No offense is meant. If offence is taken, I just want you to know that
1. I just really like your blog and your graphic novel.
2. This will give you extra publicity (assuming, of course, that people actually LOOK at this thing.....)
3. If you try to unleash a horde of T-Rexes upon me, (by use of time travel) I am trained in the art of Necromancy, AND I am armed to the teeth.
Oh, yeah. AND I'm in the process of creating a life size, titanium, robotic maker worm. =D

I created an Astrological chart! =^^=

 You can use it to trace compatibilities. For example: Leo, Aries, and Sagittarius are in a triangle. This means that they are highly compatible, but there are more lines out side of that. From looking at this chart, we can see that possibly working relationships for Leo are:

Aries
Sagittarius
Gemini
Libra
Taurus
Scorpio
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I'm so proud of myself right now.
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XD I seem to be a Geek.....

Da Wikipedia Bandit!

Okay. First off I would like to say that I am NOT a vandal. But this was WAAY to funny to pass up.....
I was sitting at my computer today. With Wikipedia open..... On a whim I researched 1996, the year of my birth. Unfortunately they DIDN'T have a paragraph for "August 18"....... Mwahaha... }=] Now I will repeat AGAIN. I am NOT a vandal. But I REALLY couldn't help it... So I posted:
"August 18- Rahel Sewell is born to the humble city of Ojai. The sheer brilliance created from the impact of this tiny being upon the face of this earth literally blew down 8 bongs, as well as 3 chicken coops. The local villagers were stunned. Even the sun shielded her eyes from the absolute magnitude of this child's power."
Unfortunatly it was deleted in a few minuets. So I tried again. I mean... It was TRUTH! .... Well.... With the POSSIBLE exception of the part about the bongs.... And the chicken coops... And MAYBE the Sun.....
But the REST was true.....
AANYWAY..... In like, 2 seconds I see that it's deleted AGAIN. ... And I have a new message....
"Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia, as you did at 1996. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted or removed. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Thank you. -UserName*" (I won't use their name. That would be an asshole-ish thing to do....)

Doh. >< caught by a Wikipedia cop. I checked out this person's page and saw that they had a special vandal-catching device..... Darn.
XD Oh well. I guess it serves me right for posting something so self-revering on a public site..... Even if it WAS funny.....

Hi!! -^.^-
I wrote a strange piece a few days ago, and I thought that I should put it on here....

This is the translation to words of the feeling I get whenever I look at John Howe's (my favorite artist's) painting "Cernunnos" (here's a link to it on his site, although it looks better in his book! You're welcome, John Howe.. http://www.john-howe.com/portfolio/gallery/details.php?image_id=4468 )

We would dance and stalk among the trees, her wide breasts supporting our wildest bounds.
Always she caught us, never let us fall.

The moss that grew within her was as green and wild as our hearts.

We leaped through the shadows, toyed with the darkness, and laughed in the face of physics and gravity.

It was we, with our hearts of shadow and moss, that drowned in her atmosphere, burned in her heart, and festered in her secrets.

Neither stones, sunlight, or earth could turn us away from this wild ecstacy.

This world was an everlasting Twilight.
Neither the Sun nor the Moon could call us from our feverish wanderings.
We were children of the in-betweens. We drowned out all thought and danced in the margins. There was no there and then. Nor was there a here and now. It was. And we jumped for it.

And she never let us fall.