Apples and How They Apply to Spinal Tap

Note to self (and, as it seems, to the entire world):  Make song about apple-themed fruit wraps. Hopefully to the tune of 'Sex-Farm Woman' (whoah, now THERE'S a word I didn't expect to write on my blog!) by Spinal Tap. Or something.
(I got an apple-themed fruit-rap.... I mean wrap. Or maybe that too. I need sleep.)

Note  to self: Don't leave yourself notes on your publicly-viewed blog at 3:28 AM.