I found Think Geek...

Here's some awesome stuff I found on their site.

SAMURAI UMBRELLA!!

Samurai stuff not for you? Maybe you lean to the medieval side? That's cool too.

And last but not least for the umbrellas..... I give you...... BLADERUNNER!!! =D

And now.... My all-time favorite.
THE Starfleet Academy Titanium Fork.

FEEL THE GEEKYNESS.