Google Searches Part 1.5: 'Do Old People'

Cooper just pointed out that if you put another letter in front of "do old people," you'll get different results... Today, I will answer the internet's questions.
Note! I just want to say that I totally love old people and that this is in no way meant to be offensive. It was actually pretty random that I chose 'old people,' anyway. =)





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Then what? Babies? 'Cause that's some competition.
Sometimes.
To what, exactly?
CHEW ALL TIME!! ALL OF IT!!! CHEWCHEWCHEW!!

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 I dunno.
Dunno. Heard the canned stuff is pretty good, though.
Then whom?
Wait... What. O.O

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A better question is.... Do you?
Sometimes.
Emotionally? Yes. Physically? They probably no longer care about such silly things.
Of course.





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Nnnno. Females go through menopause around 50-60 ish.
Not more often then young people do. In fact, probably less.
No. The gremlins stole it.
Everything smells one way or another.






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Hell, I would.
Usually.
Kinda. The muscle tends to break down and the padding between the vertribrae wears down, making them appear smaller and shrunken.
Usually. Especially if it looks like what I think this will look like in 15 years.

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Some do.
See above answer.
More then whom? Young people? Not really. It is, however, harder to control.
I.... I have no response for this one. I don't think that I can answer seriously, but it's a bit too dark to be made into a joke.





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Only if they're incontinent.
Don't we all?
YES. THEY WANT CHRISTMAS AND THEY WANT IT NOW. THEY WILL CHEW IT ALL TIME!!! OMNOMNOM.
Only when they want to.






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Sometimes.
Yellow phone, yellow phone, yellow phone! Wait! No, grandma it's only a song! Christmas is NOT here!! NO! AW, GOD! HELP!!
Because many of them are hard of hearing and they're tired of young people ignoring them, dammit!
.....................I was never here.