Mulch-A-Da-Mulchy-Mulch

As I walked to class with my hands in my pockets in school today, I realized that said pockets contained quite a bit of mulch. To correct this, I dug out the little pieces and tossed them aside into the plants as I walked. My headmaster saw this and asked what I was doing, a look of bewildered amusement showing upon her face.
"I can explain!! I swear!" I shouted, frantically waving my hands in front of me.
My headmaster raised an eye brow.
"Okay." I started. "My jacket wasn't all that clean today."
She nodded sympathetically.
"So I tossed it in the drier with a drier sheet."
She commented that she'd done that before.
"But then it smelled like drier sheets!"
Another eyebrow.
"So I went out side, threw it in the dirt, and sat on it." I then explained that it was to replace the artificial flowery sent with nice earthen, hobbity, mulch-sent.
Que the facepalm. She then said something along the lines of "RAHEL...." to which I proclaimed that I harbored no regrets.
And I still don't. Mulch is awesome. >=]

My Stick Figure Comic!!

For my 100th post, I present to you.....
My first Sick-Figure Comic!! It doesn't have very much in the way of plot, but I just wanted to test my stick-figure-making abilities! =}
You're gonna want to open this picture in a new tab or something. The text is tiiny!

Although this is shamelessly inspired by The Order of the Stick, the characters are all mine.
If you haven't read The Order of the Stick already, go here! =D
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots.html

Pizza dude

Saddening: That moment you realize that Napoleon Dynamite is NOT standing on your doorstep, and that you are instead staring creepily at the pizza guy.

....In my defense, he really looked like him!!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

I saw this and just had to share!!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=34x6m-ahGIo
Found it here!! <3
http://singleedgestudios.blogspot.com/2012/02/mahandas-ghandi-werewolf-puncher_28.html

Happiness and Melodrama

It turns out that two people did notice that I've been depressed without me telling them!
Cooper McHatton, my Aratoamin, read my post and told me today that he did notice and that he cared. Just a couple hours ago, my Dad regarded me thoughtfully as I sat on my computer (with a goofy, Rahelish!smile on my face) and commented that I looked happier then I had in several weeks. I told him that I had been fighting depression for a while and he actually seemed surprised! Then he said that he was glad that I was happy.

All in all, it has been a great day. =)

I'm BACK, baby!!

Hey all! I have some awesome news! I'm sure my internet viewers probably haven't noticed (heck I'm pretty sure most of my real-world friends haven't noticed), but I've made it through a rough patch!! Yheaay! =^^=
I'm feeling more Rahel then I have been in a while. =)
I've been battling depression lately. It probably mostly has to do with not getting enough sunlight. It turns out I actually need to absorb vitamin D through my skin to retain my soul. Who knew? In all seriousness, it does make sense. The sun is our largest energy source and I kind of need it to recharge my happiness.
Also, my friends convinced me to hang out in the park with them after school, and I actually enjoyed it!! ...Weird. I take it I'm beginning to need more human interaction? I felt warning signs when I realized that there were now two humans besides my family that I would literally die for. Despite this, I plunged on. I knew the risks. I knew that I'd probably get my heart broken a couple times. The truth is, I've already had my heart broken. Many times. Take the Harry Potter series for example. I cried so much when EVERY ONE of my favorite characters DIED without proper goodbyes. (I miss you guys so much!! Now I have to visit you on fanfiction.net. [and man. Sorting through all the MarySues and other crudd is hard work. =P] )
Anyhoo, not only do I think that I can withstand the pain of having people close to me (and thus having to witness all their pains), I was getting kinda weird toward the end there. I craved friendship. And now I have it! And I'm addicted.
...It's kinda like the spice. It started out like, dude, I can perceive the future now?? Sweet. Oh wait. I can't leave the planet? Darn. Ah well, at least I have my ARMY of religion-deluded sandpeople! Oh, and chicks. Lotsa chicks. Then two years 'll pass and I'll be the direct cause of a very bloody jihad! ...Yeah, that sounds cool.
Next thing I know, I'll be some kinda potato-thing with flippers floating in a foggy tank!!
OR. WAIT. I know. I'll get my DAD to do all that stuff, then I can be Leto II and have my blood infused with spice so that I get a crazy sandworm body!! YEEAAAAHHH. =D

...I'll go ask Dad.

A RAT'S VIEW!!

I did it!! Check it out.
http://aratsview.blogspot.com/
The news will never be quite the same again. =D