Navidad: Raccoon Puncher

My cat, Navidad, used to be feral. My Mom caught and spayed her and her sister when they were little and named them Feliz and Navidad (probably because they had their reproductive organs removed on Christmas and they scratched her up pretty badly). Feliz was always the nice one, so of course she got eaten first. Navi, on the the other hand, wasn't so nice and she's still with us today (maybe I'm supposed to take something from this?), and man. She is still a fighter. Last night, a raccoon came up and ate her food right in front of her. She was pissed, but this was a pretty good sized raccoon- about four times her size. She didn't care. She, being the arrogant old freak she is, came up right next to it and SMACKED its face. Several times.

Fortunately for her, the raccoon just didn't seem to care. It just looked at her like "Dude, what's your problem?" and Mom scared them both away.

This little furball is fearless. She's like a fat, toothy little tornado of piss and arrogance, ready to show up on your porch and kick raccoon ass. Or yours.

NAVIDAD: RACCOON PUNCHER.

This little fatso will kick your raccoon's ass. Then eat all your cat food.

I'd breed her and create an army (and with it, millions of dollars.... Meeeeelions- mwahahah), but as explained earlier, this isn't an option. .....So I'll just have to clone her.

Yeah. That sounds awesome.


PS!! I knew that it's hard to take pics of cats, but NAVI is something else. She would stare at the camera then look away AS SOON AS I WENT TO TAKE A PIC. XDD

Connections Lost- An Open Letter

Sometimes I feel as if our relationship is strained.
It's like you no longer want to connect.
I've tried to refresh our connection over and over again
But you still give me that blank look
As if I've done something wrong.
Sometimes when I try to do something, you lag behind and leave me waiting.
I thought that you liked the Colbert Report.
I've stared at my screen for so long
Sitting on the edge of my seat
Waiting for you to give me some sign
That everything's all right
But you still don't show.
It's like you just don't wan't to do anything anymore.
Sometimes I have the urge to just disconnect
And join some other damn network.

Old Politics: Santorum Vs. Colbert

[WARNING. Santorum-bashing and minor cussing ahead! If you like this guy, please don't read. If you fail to heed this warning and become offended, I just want to say. "I TOLD YOU SO, YOU BASTARD! BUT DID YOU LISTEN?? NOOooooO."]

I want to talk politics today. I'm 6 years late with this one, but I'd still like to talk about it.

It would seem as though Rick Santorum is trying to appeal to the huge percentage of geeks in America.

...He failed. Big time.

" As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else. It's being drawn to Iraq and it's not being drawn to the U.S."

Yeeeeeah. Sorry dude, but you just made my contempt for you rise considerably. I mean, sure. This is just some dude who is ignorant about LOTR. If one of my family/friends had said this, I would sit in shock for a moment, collapse, hide my face and sob in shame, then I'd sit back up and explain their horrifying mistake. Although my faith in their Geekiness would be a wee bit tarnished, I'd still love them. I'd forget about it and move on. It's just what family does. SANTORUM, however? I didn't respect him in the first place, and now I see this. I am never gonna to forget about this one. Sorry, asswipe. This one's gonna haunt you forever.

My faith in Steven Colbert, however, just skyrocketed.
Gurth gothrim Tel'Steven Colbert! We will stand and fight beside you, Mr.Colbert.

Apples and How They Apply to Spinal Tap

Note to self (and, as it seems, to the entire world):  Make song about apple-themed fruit wraps. Hopefully to the tune of 'Sex-Farm Woman' (whoah, now THERE'S a word I didn't expect to write on my blog!) by Spinal Tap. Or something.
(I got an apple-themed fruit-rap.... I mean wrap. Or maybe that too. I need sleep.)

Note  to self: Don't leave yourself notes on your publicly-viewed blog at 3:28 AM.

Master/Slave

Sometimes I'm sure that I'm crazy.
I just spent about half an hour searching for a good pic of the master/slave ports (channels? IDE controllers. I don't remember.) just so that I could make a cheap joke in the caption.

....Yeeeah.

I Am Hyper and Insecure Right Now

 I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO.

That is all.

Coffee Brain pt1

[WARNING! Raw stream of consciousness run on coffee. You have been warned.]

DUDE. You could assign a different note for every key on your keyboard, so that when you type, it makes cool music. WAIT. Then everyone would know what you're typing. IT COULD BE USED TO SEND MESSAGES!!! Awesome.

I don't have Village People on my iPod!!
...That is NOT COOL.
I also need more Queen. Listening to 'Pressure' over and over again ain't cutting it. (Even if it DOES have Bowie. That's pretty darn epic.)

DANCING IN THE STREETS!!
'Nuff said.

I woke up at 6:30, drank two cups of coffee, and studied for tomorrow's CHSPE!!

COFFE COFFE COFFE COFFE.

Don't drink coffee, kids.

Brains are awesome.

I should get a Twitter!! =D

My laptop fried. It overheated. I miss her. T_T

HEDWIG IS DEAD!!!!
...The owl. Not the german one. WHICH REMINDS ME!!! Why do I always get Hedwig and the Angry Inch stuck in my head every time I go into a department store??? I can't sing it in public and I know all of the lyrics.... IT IS HORRIBLE.

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darn, I forgot.

Coffee's wearing off.

OH GOD, RAY BRADBURY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Noooooooooooo........ T.T


DUDE, XKCD!!!!!




Okay, that's about it. Coffee's almost out of my system. XDD
WAIT. One more burst.
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I'm done. XDD

CREEDTHOUGHTS!!!!